From Homewrecker to Homemaker

Hey Guys,   Just wanted to wish you all a happy thanksgiving and to my new followers from the following countries: United States, Indonesia, UK, Spain, Germany, India, Canada, Mexico, Brazil and New Zealand. I will hump you all later. Well I was sitting down with my amazing multi-cultural roomie. As so known as MOMMA. We were talking about dinner for this holiday and who we were wanting to come. So we decided, Momma is taking over most of the savory dishes except the mashed potatoes, which are my specialty.   I decided to take on the Deserts. Since 20 friends are attending, I planned to make four desserts. The theme of the party is Trailer-Trash. Which is very odd just for the fact my home is anything but that. So its a themed dress up dinner. So I decided I needed a German Chocolate 4 layer Cake with strawberries Calling it The Arnold Schwarzenegger, a strawberry rhubarb upside down cheese cake calling it The Miscarriage in the Litter Box, Chocolate moose cheesecake with raspberry sauce, calling it Mini's Chocolate Pie (minus hate....The Help reference), Cherry Apple Pie calling it Cherry Apple pie.   So what I am doing on here is sharing with you my very first fully involved thanksgiving. I normally run from the holidays, I don't really like the combo of holiday and children (Satan's offspring). The reason for this when I was the ripe old age of 20, I had a panic attack at Target in Florida on Valentines Day. There were so many children running and screaming in the isles, my eyes widen and I started to lose my breath. So I ran out side where I could not stop my heart from beating to hard and gasping for air. So I kind of decided that I hate kids. Sorry Ricky Martin I know you got two but your still hot.   So I was contemplating what I was thankful for in my life and some are truly amazing things and others are just plan whorish and selfish. This is my list of things I am thanks full for: My mother, Momma (my roomie), My Danish Hubby, My Porn Hubby Dario Beck, My home, My good friends, My improved body, My willingness to learn and evolve, My fish tank, My kimono collection, My ability to hit a mans prostate because of the shape of my dick making me able to make a guy cum without touching himself, My creative abilities and My 39day long vacation where I got to go to amazing places like London, Copenhagen and Dublin.