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I always wanted to buy a hooker but never did. I went to Vegas like three years ago and was stopped by my friend from buying one. I was kind of mad about that. So I decided to buy one yesterday. Because I wanted to just be able to tell them what to do and treat them like a fuck toy. Which to me is kind of hot. So I decided to tell you about this encounter. Since I am open to many things and try to keep an open mind.

 So let me just tell you definitely get your hooker off Rentboy.com or something like that not Adam4Adam. The reason for this is because they are reviewed and at least you see references and possibly make a better decision than going of a profile alone. So this is his profile below.

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USA - California - Southern CA LA City - Greater Hollywood - Hollywood 4 miles Contact

 

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Real Pix...No rush...Lets Play   26, 5'10", 165lb, 30w, Muscular, Black Hair, Some Body Hair, Black, I look like the boy next door...but with a huge suprise...Imma keep it simple I give great service...If im online im available now....rates change depending on the day and hour...I appreciate your compliments but its a lot of messages to respond to...I only respond to serious guys that are looking to have as much fun as I'm looking to have...other than that be good!! PS I'm trying to get my college money up...help a brutha out lol!! I specialize in any service you can think of!! hit me up lets talk more!! SAME DAY APPT Jock, Out No, Smoke No, Drink Socially, Drugs No, Zodiac Scorpio. Top, 12.5" Cut, Safe Sex Only, HIV Negative, Prefer meeting at: My Place. Sexpert



So let me break this down for you because this ad is full of lies. He is actually only 5’7” or 5’8” tall. He probably only weighted 140lbs. He was defiantly not muscular.  He did not look like the boy next door he looked like the guy who robbed you last week. The huge surprise he mentions is that he is lying about how big his dick is ha 12.5 inches he maybe was 8 inches if that.

He charged me 150.00 for not even a full hour it was seriously maybe 4 minutes of fucking because he couldn't keep it up. I kept trying to get him hard. So I had wasted money and 37minutes of my life for what, this pathetic hooker? He wouldn't listen and you'd think he would since I was paying him. So soft dick that he couldn't keep it hard just added up to being shit purchase. Not to mention the hotel room was cheap and smelled of IHOP.

The moral of the story is that higher a porn star hooker because they are known for taking direction well and doing the job they have been given. Not some ghetto ass pain in the ass that just makes excuses for being pathetic in bed.