Special Needs writers at STR8UPGAYPORN

 I think it is wonderful that Str8upgayporn hires special needs writers. Mentally handicapped writers clearly have a place to go for employment. First of all, thanks for the extra traffic flow to my blog. Secondly, it would help if you understood context and the difference between satire “If I had a gun…” and the real deal. And finally, thanks for allowing me to correct the silly queen that wrote that piece, since they have obviously never been on set before with Falcon.

So let start off with the mongoloids who think calling me a bareback star is going to get themselves ahead and more of a reaction and readers. I shoot condom porn with other studios. LucasEnt.com asked me to shoot bare for them and made me a bare exclusive. So whom ever wrote that piece you might not have to waste the three remaining brains cells you have in your Dwarven  head of yours. Oh and by the way, who the fuck are you?; A pathetic faceless sac of douche-water who doesn't want to be held accountable for what he (or she/it) says?

You state that I say the craziest things. I never threatened to do physical harm to Bruno. I was being Sarcastic! If you don’t know what sarcastic means Look it up, the wikkipedia online is free.

You say I am violent? Really? I don’t even know you and we have never met. Unless you are referring to my capacity to verbally destroy someone with ease.

So I don’t know you, nor do I recognize your 4^th rate writing abilities but I know your type. You can’t get laid in person so you resort to writing (unseen) from the remote area of the porn industry "Blogging about porn" in a pathetic attempt to get someone…ANYONE to be interested in you long enough for you to get your tiny man-clit off.

You say I am also a racist? Again, I doubt ANY Race within the human species would even consider having sex with a simian man-clit mongoloid walking around with a leaky colostomy bag….But I digress!  How is stating a preference racist? I have fucked Asians, Black, Latin, Middle-Eastern etc. Hot is Hot no matter the color. That’s MY Motto; And you? Oh, I forgot no one will fuck you.

So let me get back to the corrections: The photo I was shown was not from Flacon. Where did I state it that it was a Falcon Studio pic? When the photos that are shown to performers are usually form uploaded pictures form there applications they sent in. (This one happened to be from a smaller studio)

In short: You can't make shit up and think you’re not going to be called out on it.  So here is another correction for Mongoloid Mary:

When shooting a porn they already have your positions picked out for you even if you don't want to do them. So you take glamor pictures before you even have sex. So there wouldn't be any blood on me moron. Word to the wise: go on a shoot with Flacon BEFORE you start blogging about shit you know nothing about. Or better yet take my advice put yourself out of your own misery and jump in front of a speeding train.

And finally, Str8upgayporn you might want to hire me instead of the current dipshit on your payroll.

Flemming Viktor Andersen

I was once romantically attached to Viktor. To the point I would do anything he would ask. I was even going to sex therapy to see if I could get into what he was into. I was in Europe over one of the summers and had met him. He is the owner of E3 lighting. As well as the Prince of Denmark's Racing buddy/friend. I had a horrible time in Stockholm so I decided to go back to Copenhagen. Where I hopped on Grindr and was hit up by Viktor. Viktor wanted me to do a threesome with him and have me and the third guy fist him me being me I was down. After the three way was over I asked him to stay and cuddle that's the first mistake I made asking him to stay.

Once he knew I was attached to him he strung me on a web of lies and would say anything to me to make me fall farther and farther head over heels for him. eventually I got pissed off and started to piece shit he said together and figured out what was really going on. So on this trip to Copenhagen I decided to meet up with a few people that knew Viktor in different ways then I actually knew him. To get the Full scope of who he really was.

So Joey the guy who we did the three way with informed me that Viktor liked dressing up as a women during sex with women's underwear pantyhose and high heels. Not to mention that wig and make up. Which is weird and funny all at the same time Viktor's normal face has the expression that u just killed his dog so thinking of him dressed as a women is quite unsettling.

Then I hung out and talked to his Ex Ben. Ben informed me the entire time they were dating Viktor was not satisfied because Ben isn't a freak like he was. So he was constantly going to NYC and buying hooker and plotting group sex behind Ben's back. Ben informed me that Viktor in the beginning saying is he was a vers/top went to complete bottom. Which was a joke because everyone in Copenhagen knows he's a huge bottom.

Then I met up with Elliot. Elliot is a bottom a huge power bottom and Viktor is a huge power bottom too. Viktor for over 2 years has been trying to get Elliot to fuck him. Elliot after being told come over and watch a movie with Viktor said yes. Viktor didn't actually want see the movie so he attempted to get Elliot to fuck him. With no avail so Viktor fucked Elliot. Both Elliot and Ben said Viktor was the most pathetic top they had been with.

So here is what Viktor told me what he was into to fill in what the other three had not. He has a 44yo Dom who makes him dress up into puppy gear and makes him sleep on the floor when he has him over. The Dom pisses on him to wake him up and Viktor guzzles the piss all down. As well all different type of other role-play. Viktor is game to shove almost anything up his ass but his most favorite thing is to collect several different dudes cum up his ass. In Viktor's words he's a cumpig. I almost forgot Viktor did porn in the USA like 12 years ago if you can find it please let me know. He played stupid and said he could not remember his porn name.

So what have we learned today Flemming Viktor Andersen is Perfect for any and all Treasure Island Media Films here is his number if you  want to get together with him.+45 22 71 71 99 Denmark!

Berlin Adventure!

I was in Berlin shooting a few things for a studio. It was an interesting experience to say the least. So after shoot I had a few days off. So when Sunday rolled around me and one of the crew members went to the Lab. The Lab is a sex club in Berlin. Normally this is not a place where I would go and it would usually freak me out. So me and the member of the crew went, after paying and getting our bag to remove out clothing we stripped down to out underwear and kept our shoes on.

I'll call the crew member J. So me and J were discussing what kind of guy that there directly in were walking up a hallway to drop off our bags. J asks me is there anyone who I would fuck or to get fucked by at that point all I saw was saggy old men, over weight men, drugged out men, skinny twinks, or aged muscle men that aren't so attractive anymore. Non of these are what I like. So walking down the hall I notice this really hot guy. I pointed him out. I want to do him in all different nasty situations. By the time J looks in the direction I pointed, the guy bent down to put something into his shoe and J doesn't see him. But to the right of the guy he notices his friend from NYC. Which was a relief I had another person to be safe around.

J asks his friend where is his bf. His Bf gets up form putting something his shoe and J swings around and say wait is this the guy you want. I said yes and J tells me oh they will be happy to fuck me and do what ever I want they can go for a long periods of time. So after walking around the whole place being freaked out at what I was seeing. We decided that the four of us should go have sex. So we walked up stair and get into a huge cage and shut the door J tells me to get in the sling. So all three fuck me and the two of them fucked J when one of them was not fucking me. Then we got into a daisy chain. So after about 20 minutes we took a break. It was hot so we walked around and talked some more fucked in a few other slings and in stood up in a sex bench and fucked above everyone else.

So after more sex they went and had a drink and we followed. We met up with the two guys that the couple was here with. That went well me and J fucked and got fucked by the heavily tattooed one. That went on and off for about an hour. In many crazy different positions to many to count. Then the tattooed one's buddy who had a crushed on me (I had no clue) grabbed me by the hand and too me to a back room and decided to pile drive me doggie style. I was happy there was tons of foreskin. So after about five hours of sex with some hot studs, me and J were kind of tired. Well not really myself. There was one last German I had to experience.

Earlier in the night the creative director for the shoot got his way. He does not like to share. So I had to wait till he was done with my last conquest to go over. He was tall blond blue eyed and sweet as a sex pig could be. So we flip fucked into the morning about 5 am if I remember correctly. We showered together. He too had foreskin and was a great cuddle buddy. It was a great final day in berlin for me since that was the only day I fucked offed set. Well besides the first day when I bent J over the kitchen table and railed him.

My 7th Scene

This has to be my worst scene ever to date. I am not into mixed guys, when the mix does not turn out pretty. On top of that I am so turned off by fem guys, coupled with my scene partner is twink. Bruno lied to me and showed me a picture of him and said he had gained weight which was a pic that had been airbrushed to make him look bigger and his really gay tattoos had been air brushed out.

I hated the scene not attracted to the scene partner was a huge turned off Bruno kept telling me to think of something else  the whole time. But its kind of hard to do that when the bitching 24/7 that it hurt and he could not take my dick. I was informed he was a power bottom. That was a lie on top of every other lie was given. It sucked even worse I had to let him fuck me. That was like having sex with an English breakfast sausage (it never satisfying to have one since its small u need at least 6) So Lucas would not listen to me and  would not let me finger his hole to help him relax. Only till I yelled at him, did he let me. This was after I was on set for 3.5 hours trying to help him relax and he would not take anyone's advice. This was a overload of being pissed off for me because He had been bleeding on my dick and Bruno Bond had been saying ok is ok. It was not ok, that fucking sucks. So after about 15 minutes of blood on my dick and in my pubes Bruno was warned what was happening. Bruno had the balls to tell me to pound harder. The lube and blood was splashing up on my stomach, chest and neck. I pulled out and that's when the 3.5 hours started and Bruno told me to help him out. If I had a gun I would have shot that fat ass midget with a tiny dick of a man.

After shooting with him, he said I was very unprofessional. That is when I informed  Falcon about Herpes Boy and Lucas scene they said they would reprimand him and they did nothing and I did not get an apology from him so I will probably publicly bash him for the rest of my life.

My 6th Scene

My Sixth Scene was one of the best scene, I would say that I shot for Falcon. The reason for this is because they actually paired me up with someone that fit my type. I like older men, actually I like older European men they just tend to be more. As well as the reason why I liked that much is because I got to work with Steve Cruz a much better Director then Bruno Bond.

So the Scene was a verse scene which I enjoyed because I wanted to fuck Dean M. for a long while as well as there is "FORESKIN". Which is very hot and I love to play with not to mention a very open hole. Dean is very sweet natured a huge slut (watch blackballed) but very sweet was kind of surprised he liked me since he has the reputation of going for the men with huge cocks (reference the African male lol). In the end I ended up shooting four to five feet, hitting Steve in the face and arm when I came.

Cant say anything really bad about this scene all good except I hate the fact I wasn't on steroids, I looked like a fucking twink and I person don't like how twinks looks, its a preference nothing more nothing less. As well as the shooting format of Falcon (the fake faces) it is shitty and pretty annoying! Shooting with them is not natural.

Dethrowning a Russian Princess!

I would like to think I am a fair and considerate kind of guy. I try to stay on top of tasks and like to keep updated on projects. So when it comes to interacting with people they aren’t waiting on me. So I am currently been working with a studio more than other ones. This studio is pretty much one of the bests when it comes to the movies they produce. But this studio has an issue. That issue is the face of the studio. He fires people when they don’t agree blindly with everything he says or wants. He fires people that are amazing. Not to mention he blasts emails out before anyone else can, he concocts a very twisted version of what went down. So that people when reading it think that that person he is referring to is then looks like a  horrid person.

I am not going to mention names since if I did he would contact me saying he was going to sue like he did when it came to Zach the blogger at the sword (As of FEB 1st 2014 I retract my statement Zach deserved getting fired). If you attack anything this man says he will try to deface you anyway he can I think it’s come from both sides of his heritage, his people are famously known for doing that.

So here is my story, although I haven’t been fired yet. I won this battle don’t know about the war yet. I was told things and was asked to do things. I upheld what I had been told but the things I was told had not been done. So after several text, emails, phone calls and telling people they need to do their jobs some of the things had been done. This did not come without the head aches or the bullshit, one would expect or had experience form the face of the company.

I had brought forth proof of the lack of work being done via a pic and he came back with a pic that had nothing to do with the proof. Then after about 20mins magically what I had asked to be done was done. He accused me of being a retard and that I needed to refresh my computer. Which is funny two completely different computer came back with my same page, not the page that showed up 20mins later. So I quit this studio and he sent out an email accusing me of starting drama.

Which is kind of funny because when you’d ask a question and try to explain why you were asking the question he interrupts you. I am quoting him “I know everything”.  Those are his words in at least two past conversations. He is known for being an ass and telling you what you should think because he knows what he is talking about and you know shit according to him. When it comes to religion, politics, wanting to start a business, or even taking a shit he knows better than you.

So I had cancelled my trip to work out of the country and had informed the crew that I would not be attending the shoot. I love the crew because they are cool as shit. The person I was talking on the phone with kept apologizing to me, which kind of annoyed me since he wasn’t at fault. People who are not at fault should not apologize for their shitty boss's actions. So he asked me what it would take to fly out and still shoot. I told him a raise and never having to deal with the asshole that’s name is on name of the studio.

I got close to what I wanted I wanted a lot more than I did not mention. Like since I am 6’3” I don’t want to be flown coach not enough leg room. That I did not want the face of the company to have any say in what I look liked so on and so forth. When you take advice from someone running a company to take a pay raise or just to be more of what they are looking for that company should treat you better and pay you more. I gained 32lbs of muscle since I started with that company. I have let them spray tan me and cut my hair I think it was about time to get back a little from them. Since they aren’t like Bel Ami,  they take care of their people.

Don’t get me wrong most people hate this guy’s guts because he is pretty annoying just to deal with on a one on one basis and even more when it comes to a group. The two only really good thing about him is he good in bed and when he’s not being an ass he can be very nice. But try not to disagree with him on anything he’ll go out of his way to annoy you and try to humiliate you in front of all his bud. Over all karma is a bitch and it seems like it’s coming right now for pay back and I don’t mean in this blog.

The moral of this story is don’t send mass emails with the person your accusing of starting drama and lying about to you employees without knowing its going to bite you in the ass one way or the other, or at least don’t CC them in the email. Listen to people don’t talk over them because you think your god and that people are dumber then you. This is easy to understand and don’t give me bullshit and say that concept is hard to understand since you’re from a different country and you had a hard childhood.

5th Scene (The begining of the End of my Falcon Career)

This scene was horrid before we even started. My scene partner was Dylan Roberts. A sweet looking guy. Then he opens up his mouth and tell you that we like to be dominated by daddies. But before that I noticed a patch of sore flesh right above his lip about the size of a silver dollar that most people would call herpes. So when watching the scene do pay attention that they Bruno Bond the director keeps half of Dylan’s face in the shadows. As mush as possible because they tired to cover the sore with makeup as good as possible it wasn't such a good job.

So the break down was no kissing since there was Herpes. Bruno cornered me and said I needed to do the scene and I brought up in the Falcon emails that if there are visible STD’s performers would be sent home. Not with shut bag Bruno Bond he will risk your health to shoot a fucking scene. Still wondering why he wasn’t fired for that stunt.

So it basically became a rim job scene.  I was not into Dylan he needed to go into the bathroom to clean up the whack shave job he did on his own since he is naturally really hairy. How is was built made me thing he was a formally fat kid. So this was the start of the end for me with Falcon. Bruno kept fucking up over and over and over again. Would love Falcon to admit that the only reason why they keep Bruno is because they don’t want Steve to get mad at them. Falcon like Steve Cruz. Past and Present employees have admitted no one really like Bruno if I am correct the two things that kept coming up about Bruno was bad attitude and talentless.

Would I sleep with Dylan again in a scene no I would not. He doesn’t do it for me visually or mentally. Can’t say he’s not a nice person because he is a nice guy. Just he’s kind of like Tori Spellings face, there a whole lot of good things on it but just doesn’t look good together.

Great Expectations !

I would say I have a little bit of an over active sex life, when I actually have one. It is very weird to me when I am seeing someone everyone and their uncle wants to fuck. Which to me is kind of weird because when I actually want to fuck and not seeing someone I can’t get laid to save my life unless I am shooting a scene with a studio. So this morning and last night I had fooled around three different times. The sad thing is I just wanted to cuddle but the person who said he was going to come and cuddle flaked. I know your telling yourselves, boo woo you Whore. So here are the three sexual experiences I had within the last 12 hours.

The first guy is a lot like me blunt and pretty much hates the West Hollywood community and get shunned because he makes fun of it. He is from Oregon. So he is a not bad looking shorter white guy with 9 inches in his late 20’s. He would be more my type if he would leave his eyebrows alone. We fucked a lot in mainly two positions missionary (Hey Mitt Romney) and doggie (Hey Bill). He blew his first load on my stomach and his arm. It was kind of messy to say the least, I had told him I wanted to see him shoot. The second time he came I didn’t see anything I was doggie and we were kissing with my neck cocked to the side. He told me that I was the first person who wasn’t tired out but him. So it was actually really good sex in my opinion. So I told him to come back over when he gets done with work. I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

So my second encounter was kind of a letdown. The guy wasn’t as big as he said he was and we didn’t even fuck he looked like a lumberjack that had been skipping the pancake breakfast and having the lentil soup instead. He was too thin for me, I like men to have meat on their bones. The only good thing that did cum of it was that when he did cum my chest was coated. That fucker shot a shit load.

So my third was probably my favorite. He about 5’11” 250lbs ex-army and body builder. He was a black man with a nice fat cock and huge balls. I really like it when a dense body mass (and I don’t mean fat) with a big ol dick slams into your ass. To the point I almost fall over and u can feel the guy’s heavy nut sack slam into you taint. He was fun we had been messaging for like three month and he was always busy or was not able to invest enough time into fucking that I require. He was sweet and kind of adorable. So when he finally decided to cum he had four fingers in my hole, finger fucking me and he shot all over my ass and took his dick and slapped it onto my hole. He has a heavy dick which is nice to have some weight down there.

Again this all happened because a Navy boy could not keep his promise and just show up to cuddle. So the moral of the story is cum can be entertaining when sprayed all over but it doesn’t fill the void when all you want to do is snuggle up on someone.