Special Needs writers at STR8UPGAYPORN

 I think it is wonderful that Str8upgayporn hires special needs writers. Mentally handicapped writers clearly have a place to go for employment. First of all, thanks for the extra traffic flow to my blog. Secondly, it would help if you understood context and the difference between satire “If I had a gun…” and the real deal. And finally, thanks for allowing me to correct the silly queen that wrote that piece, since they have obviously never been on set before with Falcon.

So let start off with the mongoloids who think calling me a bareback star is going to get themselves ahead and more of a reaction and readers. I shoot condom porn with other studios. LucasEnt.com asked me to shoot bare for them and made me a bare exclusive. So whom ever wrote that piece you might not have to waste the three remaining brains cells you have in your Dwarven  head of yours. Oh and by the way, who the fuck are you?; A pathetic faceless sac of douche-water who doesn't want to be held accountable for what he (or she/it) says?

You state that I say the craziest things. I never threatened to do physical harm to Bruno. I was being Sarcastic! If you don’t know what sarcastic means Look it up, the wikkipedia online is free.

You say I am violent? Really? I don’t even know you and we have never met. Unless you are referring to my capacity to verbally destroy someone with ease.

So I don’t know you, nor do I recognize your 4^th rate writing abilities but I know your type. You can’t get laid in person so you resort to writing (unseen) from the remote area of the porn industry "Blogging about porn" in a pathetic attempt to get someone…ANYONE to be interested in you long enough for you to get your tiny man-clit off.

You say I am also a racist? Again, I doubt ANY Race within the human species would even consider having sex with a simian man-clit mongoloid walking around with a leaky colostomy bag….But I digress!  How is stating a preference racist? I have fucked Asians, Black, Latin, Middle-Eastern etc. Hot is Hot no matter the color. That’s MY Motto; And you? Oh, I forgot no one will fuck you.

So let me get back to the corrections: The photo I was shown was not from Flacon. Where did I state it that it was a Falcon Studio pic? When the photos that are shown to performers are usually form uploaded pictures form there applications they sent in. (This one happened to be from a smaller studio)

In short: You can't make shit up and think you’re not going to be called out on it.  So here is another correction for Mongoloid Mary:

When shooting a porn they already have your positions picked out for you even if you don't want to do them. So you take glamor pictures before you even have sex. So there wouldn't be any blood on me moron. Word to the wise: go on a shoot with Flacon BEFORE you start blogging about shit you know nothing about. Or better yet take my advice put yourself out of your own misery and jump in front of a speeding train.

And finally, Str8upgayporn you might want to hire me instead of the current dipshit on your payroll.