Stupidity + Ego + Drugs = Robbie

 So last the White Party just happened at it was kind of sad and pathetic. Same old people going to it were aged Circuit queens and twinks for the most part having the same thing in common, being drugged out. There was a select few 100 people who were sober and they were working white party as security they are in program. I was hired as one of the ES models. Which was ok until I met this worthless excuse for a human (Robbie).

So what can I tell you about him? First of all he is a drug addict. The sign that he was on drugs were clear as day. The jaw twitching and staring like he was going to kill someone was all sign of using G. Not to mention that he mentioned on the Ferris wheel that we all should get high. In the parking lot where he was asked if he was still rolling and he confirmed said yes. So I was curious about his balding because he was 95% of the time wearing a baseball cap to hide his receding hair line. A friend told me that it probably from the mass amounts of drug or steroids he was consuming.

Secondly Robbie is a thief. We were working the first night and he ended up stealing a crap ton of energy drinks and water so he had mixers for the drugs he was taking. When confronted about it he said he was hungry. Stupid Alter, how does liquid justify fixing your hunger problem? He also ended up stealing swimwear from the sponsors. Basically he is a lowlife and pretty annoying. Broke down worth pile of shit that people just forget about.

Thirdly he decided to tell some of his coworkers that he was an Alpha. I laughed as I was told this. The reason he said he was an Alpha was because he only fucks the grisliest twinks. The twinks have to be so screaming that he are bursting into flames, that’s how gay. He was caught with some of the ugliest LESBOYS around. When the rest of the crew caught him with the LESBOYS, he became a laughing stalk. When the word "Alpha" came to mind this picture went hand and hand with Robbie a perfect analogy.

Fourth he was so thwacked out of his mind he was never on time. When told to hurry up and change it took him five times longer than any other person. He also would disappear randomly and often when I followed him he was either with the LESBOYS or doing bumps of coke.

Fifth he couldn’t dance too, all he did was flex. He is pathetic, everyone was switching out and letting other people have the front stage. He was an ass hole and wouldn’t move from the spot. Flexing and flexing was all this untalented douche bag could do. His ego was a joke he could not give you an answer without throwing a hissy fit and excuse why he wouldn’t talk to you. Which was funny because a complete stranger was just trying to be nice and talk to him and Robbie had a fit.

So when he was losing his job he would attempt to kiss everyone’s ass and it was painful to watch the other model look away giving you big eyes like they wanted to strangle him. He ended up pissing and annoying everyone in the end. So if you want to see this Sac of shit he stands and poses at Fubar in West Hollywood. He has no other job because he can keep one.